Tank couldn't bear to not be in the room with me while I took photos of the socks:
You need a photo assistant. Those socks aren't as awesome as you think...let me lend some cute to them.
See? Massive improvement here. And I'm not even working it all that hard.
Now? Now I am exhausted from modeling. Take your non-awesome wool items away while I nap.
Did I not go to sleep expecting these to be removed from my presence?
Let's try this again...