Your lap was meant to be occupied thus. I'm 100% all yours:
You may not post this on Facebook, blog about it, or tweet. Rub the belly:
I am licking all your keys:
Obey the Basset. Rub the belly:
Rub...hey, is that the sound of treat bag being opened?
Is it the chicken meatballs I love so much?!
You faked me out. I'm going back to licking your keyboard until you rub the belly: