Remember the Encore Colorspun I bought a while back?

I'm casting on the Seamless Infant Kimono for the 18-24 month size.
I can damn well guarantee that it won't be done in 24 hours like the Yarn Harlot managed to do.
If I'm so cranked up that I'm speed knitting at that clip, I will be drinkin' and possibly fornicatin' waiting for the world to end, because the only way I'd be knitting that quickly is that the end is nigh (choose your favorite apocalypse).