FINALLY.
As of 10:14 am this morning:
Even the Tank is impressed:
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The down and dirty details:
Yarn(s): Claudia Hand Painted Sock Yarn, Freesia colorway
Purchased: Serendipity Yarn Shop
Needles: size 2
Time: for me - 24 hours (a minor miracle for me!); for most knitters, 6-8 hours
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